The Rolling Stones are the best band ever conceived by humans. The Beatles are the best band conceived by insects.

The Rolling Stones cover a variety of song types and I will concede that not all of them are the greatest songs ever recorded, most of them are. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction is a perfect song for rebellious teenie boppers much like punk is today. Ruby Tuesday is a soft rock which appeals to an audience as  broad as the ocean. Paint It Black is hard rock before hard rock was in its father’s testicles.

The Beatles are the Taylor Swift for the Baby Boomers. Yeah, they look nice and sound sweet, but there is more substance in a professional athlete’s acting career. One could argue the Beatles were ahead of the Stones chronoligicaly, bu Joseph came before Jesus.


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